the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
do u ever talk to the person u like and ur heart starts doing some dubstep shit
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
at school like